{"id":555,"date":"2007-03-30T23:02:11","date_gmt":"2007-03-31T03:02:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tour.airstreamlife.com\/wordpress\/?p=555"},"modified":"2007-03-30T23:02:11","modified_gmt":"2007-03-31T03:02:11","slug":"attack-of-the-t-shirts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tour.airstreamlife.com\/wordpress\/?p=555","title":{"rendered":"Attack of the t-shirts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My friend Brett had a t-shirt made for me a few weeks ago, which I picked up at General Delivery, Borrego Springs CA.  It has a stick-figure drawing of a person at a computer and the slogan, &#8220;Time to make the blog&#8221;.  That&#8217;s me every night.  I&#8217;m like the Dunkin&#8217; Donuts guy who has to get up at 4 a.m. to make the doughnuts, every day.<\/p>\n<p>(I like &#8220;making the blog&#8221; but it is a chore many times and there are a lot of times I wish I could just go to bed and forget about it.  But you, the dedicated reader, make it all worthwhile.)<\/p>\n<p>However, the t-shirt joins an alarmingly fast-growing pile of t-shirts which I have been given in the course of this trip.  I now have an entire tub full of nothing but t-shirts beneath the bed.  Every single one is a great memory &#8212; the <a href=\"http:\/\/tour.airstreamlife.com\/weblog\/2006\/12\/the_initiation_ceremony.html\">initiation ceremony with the Dixie Campers<\/a>, the <a href=\"http:\/\/tour.airstreamlife.com\/weblog\/2006\/11\/2nd_annual_vintage_rally_ft_wi.html\">weekend at Ft Wilderness<\/a> with Trailerworks, visiting the <a href=\"http:\/\/tour.airstreamlife.com\/weblog\/2006\/08\/airstream_headquarters_jackson.html\">Airstream factory<\/a>, etc.  But my limited wardrobe space means that the heap must be culled down periodically.  <\/p>\n<p>Perhaps this is the true reason we need to buy a house.  I could decorate the den with framed shirts commemorating stops on our trip.  Forget the &#8220;home base&#8221; discussion, and school for Emma &#8212; we just need a hangar for all the souvenirs we&#8217;ve accumulated!<\/p>\n<p>Of course, the shirts are only one example.  We&#8217;ve also managed to collect a rather substantial pile of rocks, and amazingly, fish sculptures.  We never set out to collect sculptures of fish, and yet we have three so far: two of glass and one of pink gypsum.  All have been spontaneously given to Emma, and all of them are substantially heavy.  Needless to say I never expected fish sculptures to be one of the major outcomes of traveling full-time for 18 months, but here they are.<\/p>\n<p>As I&#8217;ve mentioned, we periodically off-load excess items to our storage unit in Vermont.  The problem is that some day we&#8217;ll come back to that storage unit and have to deal, somehow, with all the souvenirs.  When I think about getting a house, I think about that storage unit and the many mysteries contained within it, and I have an involuntary shudder.  There are boxes in there that we still do not fully comprehend, secrets of our former life that we have long since forgotten.  It&#8217;s like an ancient Egyptian tomb filled with artifacts for the afterlife, except we have to deal with them while we&#8217;re still alive.<\/p>\n<p>I can see what might happen.  We&#8217;ll find a house here in the southwest, and call for all the stuff in storage to be put on a moving truck.  Thousands of miles and thousands of dollars later, the truck will drop off a hundred cardboard boxes, and we&#8217;ll sort through them, only to find 572 assorted t-shirts, 200 pounds of rocks, and three fish sculptures.  It will make for an interesting decorating theme.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My friend Brett had a t-shirt made for me a few weeks ago, which I picked up at General Delivery, Borrego Springs CA. It has a stick-figure drawing of a person at a computer and the slogan, &#8220;Time to make the blog&#8221;. That&#8217;s me every night. 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